A Conversation between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates

I read this somewhere on LinkedIn and it cracked me up so I had to share it! 😀


Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?”

Steve Jobs: “Great! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.”

Bill Gates: “So…?”

Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”

Bill Gates: “It’s Ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”

Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?”

Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”

Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free!”


Ouch! Haha.

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